"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
This joke is lethal
Do you have a rude uncle on Facebook who’s always bringin you down? But he’s your uncle so you can’t start a tussle? Well today’s your lucky day my friend. For just five American dollars I will fight your rude uncle for you
|—||Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)|
i want a lil goat so bad
|—||Algorithms professor (via mathprofessorquotes)|
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"