Let's risk the ocean,

thejunglenook:

khaleesri:

"no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

This joke is lethal

worldofbulldog:

WorldofBulldog

worldofbulldog:

WorldofBulldog

kingcheddarxvii:

Do you have a rude uncle on Facebook who’s always bringin you down? But he’s your uncle so you can’t start a tussle? Well today’s your lucky day my friend. For just five American dollars I will fight your rude uncle for you

Using the chain rule is like peeling an onion: you have to deal with each layer at a time, and if it is too big you will start crying.
Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
babycuts:

i want a lil goat so bad

babycuts:

i want a lil goat so bad

This is a 7-week course, and I don’t really think any of you will remember most of what’s covered in this class. But my hope is that one day a few years from now you’re at a party and something from this class comes up and you’ll be able to sound really smart and impress everyone there.
Algorithms professor (via mathprofessorquotes)

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"